Rumors of my death...

I know I've been pretty useless since my stint over the summer. Not much to report on anything. I guess it wasn't so much that I stopped having an opinion on things, I just rarely thought it made any difference to the world if I were to slipstream it here. Well, 2009 is going to have to change all that. Ladies and Gentlemen, I assure you, rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. 

I will write to my heart's content and ... People will read again. 

N. Valentine

Director of ...you thought I was going to say digivation didn't you? 

Director of Wonderful